An accident has occurred.
While celebrating his recent victory in saving a noticeable portion of the East Bay Area, Pierce Woodward went to the beach.
To. Chill. Out.
A rogue wave crashed up on...
Seniors, we are now done with high school. What are some options for what to do next?
We could go to college. We could go the military. We could become facetious bloggers that sip coffee and fill with...
So I found him. I found the guy who kidnapped me. He’s a scientist, but the worst kind.
I wasn’t the only person he had kidnapped. There were many others, all of whom had been experimented on by...
Hey guys, before I can give you your first words of wisdom for 2015, I’ve got some things I need to tell you.
First off, I’m very proud of myself. I did some charity work for my neighbors, using...
There are a lot of twists and turns, insight and intrigue, food and fun that can fit into three hours. At Cal High Theatre 2/3's production of Menu Mayhem, there was room for a bit more.
The positives...
Good to write to you again.
Last issue was cut a bit short and my recent activities were transferred online to The Californian website. The following may contain confusing material without previous...
Well guys, it’s official. I’ve been stolen.
I’ve always dreamed about situations like this. About what I’d do, the hidden messages I’d sneak through. Then my kidnapper gives me a pen and paper...
Dear Woodward of Wisdom,
Any tips on surviving a zombie apocalypse?
Sincerely, Patient Zero
Dear Patient Zero,
I knew I’d get asked this question sometime before the end of the...
Dear Woodward of Wisdom,
People keep finding me in their closet. Is there a better place for me to hide?
Sincerely, the Monster
Dear the Monster,
First off, let me say that I really...
With AP testing finally out of the way, many students are able to return to their lives here at Cal High.
These dreaded tests took over the minds of so many students, bred countless nightmares, and...
