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The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

The Official Student-Run Newspaper of California High School

The Californian

A Cybertruck is parked boldly under the pouring rain. The vehicle clearly makes the statement it's not to be messed with.

Tesla Cybertruck vs. an armored truck

Trevor Allen, Staff Writer May 31, 2024

Picture this: You’re crossing the street at a two-way intersection and waiting for two cars to make a full stop. The Tesla Cybertruck with its PlayStation graphics look and massive presence is on...

The chilling end to Club Penguin

Josh Kyser, Staff Writer March 29, 2017

I am unable to cope. The loss of  The Club is devastating. I am fully heartbroken and I wonder how I will continue.  So many summers days spent online. The hours my friends spent logged on...

Finishing strong?

Kat LeTran, Features Editor June 3, 2016

The inevitable season has come again this year. Parents are desperate. Students are sluggish. Teachers are at their wits’ ends. No, it’s not the flu season, or even allergy season. It’s the...

Donald Trump has become the hottest presidential candidate ever, sorry Franklin Pierce.

Trump’s secret tower

Karina Myrenget, Staff Writer April 29, 2016

The Trump Erotic novel was a highly anticipated work of fiction this year. The idea started with a few tweets by comedian Elijah Daniel, who started tweeting about getting drunk, writing an entire sex...

You just hit the ninjackpot

Saif Khan, Staff Writer April 29, 2016

Are you an eligible, media experienced acrobat proficient in broken Japanese and shadowy combat? Are you hankering for a whopping $19,000 a year? Then you might just be suited for the Ieyasu Tokugawa...

This pun was on porpoise

Tristen Singer, Staff Writer April 29, 2016

Dolphins are the cute, cuddly and innocent friends of the sea. But in the case of six dolphins currently patrolling the ports of Russia, all is not as it seems. That’s right, as a part of a program...

Whether it’s Nerf bullets or responsibility, Cal high seniors are exceptionally good at dodging anything that comes their way.

Assassins is more than just a game; it’s a way of life

Nate Rankin, Staff Writer March 15, 2016

As second semester seniors, we have a lot of pressure on us to show the world that we can be successful young adults. We’re supposed to show responsibility, independence and qualities that would deem...

“Promposals,” have gotten more and more expensive as the years have gone on. By 2020, perhaps we will be asking people to prom with literal stacks of cash.

Prom costs more than Kanye’s shoes

Tristen Singer, Staff Writer March 15, 2016

It’s finally over. The holiday season and all of the reckless spending brought with it has finally drawn to a close. Whether you’re still kicking yourself for buying that useless hoverboard, or...

Uber puppy service is more cuddly than ever

Jessica Yuan, Staff Writer March 15, 2016

Having a “ruff” day? Instead of chugging down  another cup of coffee, there’s now a much cuter alternative for that little boost during your mid-day crash. Throughout the course of the past year,...

Alcoholic Anonymous' are about to welcome some new robotic, alcoholic-driven flying members into their support system.

Droning is about to get a lot more fun

Cameron Harris, News Lite Editor February 8, 2016

Amazon delivers everything. Well, not everything, but they are getting closer. Alcoholic beverages are now being delivered by Amazon. Choose your one hour delivery for an extra eight dollars, or just...

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