Dear Readers,
Well, you exceeded my non-existent expectations, but really not by much. I got one response from an acquaintance, one from my teacher, one from my best friend, and one from an anonymous...
Dear Californian readers,
This is your god speaking. That’s right. It’s me, Cordially Clouse, which I know is a shocker considering this section is generally my territory.
Anyway, I bet you’re...
Dear Cordially Clouse,
How do I get into a good college without doing any work?
– @sfmandatory
Dear Sfmandatory,
You have about three options here:
1. Be a minority. Most schools...
To the Californian Newspaper,
Hi! I love your newspaper it is awesome! I think you should add more Clouse because its my favorite article in the whole newspaper!!! The Reck it Ralph article was also...
To the Californian Newspaper,
Hi! I love your newspaper it is awesome! I think you should add more Clouse because its my favorite article in the whole newspaper!!! The Reck it Ralf article was also...
Dear Cordially Clouse,
I am a freshman with a third floor bottom level locker. How do I get a better locker?
– Tim
Dear Tim,
Well, there are two approaches you can take to this. The first...
