Most people can agree with me that when a new celebrity baby is born, two very conflicting thoughts pop into our heads.

Personally, I wonder what the baby will look like, and I laugh because that might be a good addition to “Things more irrelevant to my life than the death of some dictator in Russia” list.

If you live within some reasonable distance of a social media site, then you probably have heard of Kimye and their baby to be. Kimye? Who’s that? Is that a Korean celebrity?

I actually thought that when I first saw it too.  It was an honest mistake.

“Kimye” is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s names combined, resulting in a “ship” or couple name.

Sadly this means Kimye is not going to duet with (insert favorite K-Pop band here). Sorry to disappoint you.

But, yes, Kardashian is pregnant with West’s baby.

I’m already cringing at the Kanye jokes I’ve seen, including ones in which Taylor Swift will interrupt Kim giving birth and say that “Beyoncé and Jay-Z made a better baby.”

To be completely honest with you, all 2,000-plus dedicated readers of The Californian, I would like to say that I’m very excited for this baby. No. Stop. Don’t put down the paper.  Let me tell you why.

First off, we all know that no one loves Kanye West more than Kanye himself. Kanye is Kanye’s biggest fan. So to take a very rational deduction, this baby will probably have Kanye’s big ego.

But let’s not forget about Kim. Basically she is known for her ugly crying face, big backside, and short marriages.

So, if we add that into the Kimye baby cooking pot, we’ve got a big bottomed, whiny, rich, ugly, crying, and egotistical baby.

Won’t that be a great addition to society? As if we don’t have enough people like that already.

Kim and Kanye will probably be the worst parents ever.  This baby will need a good nanny.

I mean, this poor child. Let us all send out prayers to whomever or whatever we believe in so that this child will not end up mentally insane or getting rabies somehow through this possible future experience.

But let’s jump back to the present for a minute. If I’m being completely honest, this whole Kimye baby thing is definitely blown way out of proportions.

There are articles going from “Kim’s baby bump showing! Oh my goodness let’s take millions pictures of it!” to “Kanye lyrics that apply to the Kimye baby!”

I mean, one or two articles talking about it is great, but I think it’s getting out of hand.

Do we really want hundreds of pictures of what the future Kimye baby might look like?

Not really. They all end up looking the same anyway so what/s the big deal?

So what if Kim Kardashian is pregnant? Millions of people have babies every day, and we don’t read about those ever.